Hello, all. Do I suck? Do I not suck enough? is Gauche too polite, not angry enough, not subtly-caring-about-you-but-being-hopelessly-awkward-What-Is-Socializing . . . enough? cough, Anyway.

Rip me a new one. AM I FUCKING UP BEYOND ALL HELP? HAVE I BASTARDIZED THE PRETTIEST LETTER BEE? Be specific in your hate. Or maybe your praises . . . ?

i know i know that Sauron can see, but i need that One Ring